Those of you who believe I’m spoiled beyond all recognition, let me just point something out: one of us spent the day at home, moving all of his worldly possessions upstairs, and one of us went flying to Martha’s Vineyard to have lunch. Did they bring anything back? Noooooo.
I was reasonably happy with the movers who brought all of my furniture from the port, so we used them again. Not the exact same guys, unfortunately.
Because these near-competents hit every single wall with every single piece of furniture, in some combinatorial explosion of minor property damage. And they broke my desk. And they were not, by any means, the lowest bidder.
There are 3 phone lines coming into the house — one of which is not connected to any jacks on purpose — and three different sets of jacks, and the dispatch centre could not resolve this logical paradox in advance. So Verizon sent a pretty awesome technician out who, although his mind was wandering, did eventually solve the problem.
He wanted to climb the pole out front to switch things around, but it was rotten. So he wanted to climb the pole down the street, but that one was rotten too. So he called for a basket truck. Hours pass.
He comes back in the house after a while and I ask him “Why don’t you just switch it around in the basement?” A look of recognition passes over his face, he realizes he never asked the critical question, and he’s done in ten minutes.