Archive for June, 2003

Boston

Lately I’ve been on Beijing time, so unless I have a particular need to hear my cell phone or alarm clock, I go to sleep around 05h00 with a blindfold and earplugs. This is excellent. In my little sensory-deprivation chamber I sleep like a baby.

But there’s one problem with this plan, I discovered this morning: I can’t hear Simon throw up, as he does once a month or so.

The sound of Simon throwing up is hardwired directly into the most core, instinctive centres of my brain. It is my terror alert siren and I will immediately awaken from the deepest of sleep to react to this new threat. If he’s making noise below the foot of the bed, where I know there to be a rug, I will leap across the bed and, carefully balanced with half of my body stretching off the edge, force Simon onto the easily-cleaned hardwood. Such are the times in which we live.

With the earplugs in, I awake refreshed and energized for a new day, then step in it.

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Boston

A beautiful day called for more hockey, which was pretty uneventful except for the part where Jacob gave me a welt the size of a toonie and I performed the exaggerated 90-second Family Guy pain sequence. It really hurt.

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Boston

Jacob, Joe, and I played some excellent hockey this evening, including some one-on-two, which might be dangerously close to a drill in which we actually become better players. There must have been something different about how I held the stick tonight, because my normally baby-soft and beautiful hands are now home to some seriously wicked blisters. Also those fuckers gave me new bruises, because they don’t look towards the net before they take a shot. They also did some unexpected body-checking, serious versions of which are pretty rare for us, given that none of us have any protective equipment.

Then I rather underestimated the time that it would take for Jacob’s shower and our grocery expedition, so I stood up Chris and Shona for more than an hour while they were already dreadfully hungry. I’m very sorry about that.

After we recuperated a bit, we tucked into the rhubarb and strawberry pie that Shona brought–truly excellent. I think I must have been eating some candy, too, because my tongue hurts. Either that or Jacob gave me a roofie colada and did some unspeakable things.

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Boston

Given how off my schedule was anyways, it made sense to just stay awake tonight and sleep on the plane tomorrow, ensuring a smooth transition to GMT+8. After all of that hockey, pasta, and packing, I was pretty tired when I took a shower around 5. Then I forgot that my soap has glycolic acid in it, and that shit got some special alertness juice right into those blisters and now I’m wide the fuck awake.

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Somewhere over northern China

United’s Chicago to Beijing direct–at least an order of magnitude more pleasant than BWI -> ORD -> FRA -> BOM, for the record–flies a polar route, coming within about 300 miles of the north pole. We’re going to do it in a tad over 13 hours today, all of which have been excruciatingly bright outside. I slept through Canada and the parts above the Arctic Circle, caught a glimpse of Siberia when it wasn’t overcast, and am now about to cross over into a cloudy northern China. This map display also tells me that we have a ninety-eight mile-per-hour headwind, which makes me wonder how long the eastbound flight would take today.

While I was eating, I started to wonder about the legions of people whose job it is to prepare the food for these flights. It must be one of the absolutely most boring jobs in food service, to prepare for an 8 or 12 hour workday an identical looking medium-rare steak or shrimp cocktail and probably nothing more. I imagine they have a set of line cooks who just prepare the steaks, another set for the vegetables, another set to plate them, etc. All of them cooked just shy of done, so they can be reheated to some not-bad approximation of perfection on board. All day, every day, with the same menu for 3 or 6 months at a time.

From the statistically-insignificant perspective of just this one flight, it’s easy to believe the airlines’ stories about the slump in travel to Asia. The departure area had just a few dozen people waiting to board this 777, and this cabin only has 5 other people–one of whom is a first officer resting and updating his operations manual. On the other hand, my return from Tokyo is already oversold, so travel out of Asia seems to be doing a brisk business…

I’m bringing some networking equipment with me for our Beijing office and I forgot to change money in Chicago, so customs may be slightly more exciting than it strictly needs to be. On the other hand, US dollars are a pretty universal currency, so I’m really not worried about it.

While I’m on the topic, why the god damned fuck do Boston banks not carry Chinese yuan? You expect me to believe that there isn’t much demand for the currency of a major trading partner, and frequent tourist destination? Those assclowns told Shona that they needed a week notice to procure RMB, which just stuns me.

Oop, they want to give me more stuff for my food-hole before we land, and I’m inclined to let them.

phik out.

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Beijing

In the Beijing international arrivals area there is an awesome little currency exchange machine. It has an intuitive, multi-lingual interface, knows how to scan and accept seven different currencies, and extracts a 5 yuan (80 cent) fee for the trouble. Why aren’t there any of these in the US? They’re completely bad-ass.

In the end there wasn’t even anybody at the customs station. I stood and waited for a minute, and then someone started waving me towards the door. I followed him out, learned that he was a taxi driver trying to take a rich American for a ride, and ditched him. I figure if they really cared, they’d put someone at the customs checkpoint.

Peter was arriving on a domestic flight, so I waited around at the airport a little while, then we went to the hotel and designed Lustre’s writeback metadata subsystem. No big whoop.

After dinner I met some nice people from Beijing and a visitor from Hong Kong at a bar a few blocks from my hotel. The Chinese have drinking games (by which I mean games played while drinking, not games which form the core rules about when to drink), the likes of which I’ve not encountered in North America. From simple games not completely unlike rock / paper / scissors to a somewhat more complex game involving cups, dice, and bidding.

A good time was had by all.

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Beijing

Peter and I had a delicious lunch today for 10 yuan. Total. And we left food on the table. For dinner we went to a nicer Japanese restaurant, where Peter learned that he didn’t much like to eat tendons.

I was walking back to the hotel around 03h, listening to Generation X-Wing, and at the time it seemed like a very appropriate soundtrack. Now I think of that night whenever I hear the song, like Offspring and the Cayman work.

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Beijing

Today I went to the Great Wall, blah blah blah, you’ve heard it all before. Wonder of the world, international historical landmark, etc, etc. You just want to see some photos, which are just like other photos of the Great Wall except amateurish in style and composition.

I did not know that it forks so often.

I think that many of these black bears look like some of my friends. Deciding which is which is left as an exercise to the reader.

More stones and rocks.

There was a pretty girl there, too, but your imaginations will just have to suffice.

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Beijing

After a week here I can say without hesitation that Beijing is a step above Pune (although I wouldn’t mind at all returning to Pune, really). It is somewhat more “civilized” here, for lack of a better word, by which I mean, for example, that people have some respect, or indeed concept of, traffic laws. (Nevertheless, it is often remarked that there is one traffic law, whoever gets there first, and I advise you as a pedestrian to be on your guard.) Although the air is still substantially dirtier than Boston, it is much less polluted than Pune or Mumbai, and my throat doesn’t hurt after a day of walking around town.

If we’re interested in more comparisons with Mumbai, the streets here aren’t filled to overflowing with garbage, but now I’m just being picky.

Anyways, I like it here a lot. And the food is great.

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Beijing

Today I took a stab at spending some money, which is not always entirely trivial in Beijing, but somehow I will manage. I was not able to locate the tea that Shona requested–I was met with a look which is unmistakably, universally “What kind of idiot American are you, we do not put berries of any description in our tea”–but Helen helped me choose what I believe to be a most excellent substitute. I hope it’s good, especially since I ruined her evening the night before I left.

Then I went shopping for my sisters, who are something of an enigma to me. I don’t think they really appreciate nice things yet–certainly not nice clothes–which is too bad, because that’s what I get them anyways. I paid an emperor’s ransom for some really beautiful clothes by a Chinese designer, so they are going to like them, or they are going to fucking well put on a good show until I turn my back.

I wonder if they’ve even once worn the sun dresses that I brought them from India. [of course not. --ed]

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Beijing

This is my last day in Beijing, and I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I have really enjoyed my stay, and I would without any hesitation stay another 20 days to the limit of my visa. On the other hand, I’m pretty keen to see Tokyo, and I’m pretty interested in playing some hockey while the weather is in theory good. Of course, boc tells me that while it’s 40 celsius here, it’s 40 motherfucking Fahrenheit in Boston.

Before we left, Peter and I wanted to make sure to knock over a couple of the CD/DVD stores and I went at that with reasonable gusto. I’m told that the music industry has more or less wised up to the fact that the Chinese people will absolutely never pay 120 yuan for a single fucking CD, and that they have lowered their prices significantly and largely legalized the Chinese CD trade. All I have to say is that for $2.50, Hail to the Thief had better be fucking good.

At around a dollar per DVD, by comparison, I’m pretty sure that the DVD trade is almost entirely not, strictly speaking, legal. Many movies have the correct art but the wrong text–for example, my copy of The Godfather contains the English description of Monsters, Inc–and often the wrong filler text (I have many movies which on the box list the credits for DISNEY AND BRUCE WILLIS’S THE KID, and movies which are produced by Paramount but say copyright Warner, etc.). I also bought a copy of Matrix Reloaded, but since it hasn’t been released here yet, this is more out of curiosity than because I actually expect it to be good enough to watch. [as it turns out, the video is fine, but the audio is not well synched. I learned afterwards that once a movie is released in the cinema here, a good DVD quickly follows. --ed]

For dinner we had our first Western meal of my trip, which involved some teaching of Helen about how to use Western cutlery, a few quirky Western dinner table traditions/mannerisms, and a bit about the food she might order by accident. It was pretty tasty, but I could really go for a nice Alberta steak.

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Beijing/Tokyo

Peter met me at my hotel and we shared a taxi and plane to Tokyo. The whole of Beijing is irrationally frenetic about the taking of temperature these days, and the airport is anything but an exception. The travel downturn is evident, Peter says, by the fact that we didn’t have to wait an entire hour for our exit visas. We fixed a 2.5 bug on the way.

There’s a bus that goes from Narita to Shinjuku Station and then to our hotel, every hour, and we arrived at just the right time to change some money, buy a ticket, and get on board. For someone who has never been to Tokyo before, like myself, the drive is pretty fascinating. I was much too enthralled to take photographs, because I’m an idiot, but the interweb will hopefully bail me out in this respect. In the meantime, consider New York City, only 5 times as dense.

We drive on highways stacked on top of each other, four deep, so that our bus is driving some 100 feet high, at the level of some very tall buildings. I see many very elegant buildings, with walls of curved glass and stone, packed tightly together in that very Tokyo stereotype, but also some small parks and squares.

In a few places closer to downtown, it becomes clear that there are really multiple levels to Tokyo, and that in many places there are multiple “ground-level” entrances to a single building; either by stacking streets on top of each other or by digging a building into a hill (or adding a hill around a building?) to provide each floor with an entrance. Pretty neat.

After we checked in, we walked a short way to an electronics district that Peter remembered from some previous trips, which after dark is a somewhat dazzling display of streetside lighting. On the inside, this building is like the Honest Ed’s of electronics — except about three times bigger. Alternatively, you could think of it as a Fry’s — except three times bigger. This store doesn’t just have laptops, it has a hundred kinds; it doesn’t just have digital cameras, it has one of each, all the way up to the $30,000 professional series. Likewise for PDAs, networking gear, pieces parts, monitors, home cinema, mobile phones, blah blah blah.

We checked out various slightly-ahead-of-the-curve Japanese delicacies–by which I mean we spent two hours covering every inch of the six full floors of geekery–before our stomachs got the better of us and we were forced to flee in the direction of where we hoped to find food.

Nearby Shinjuku Station, the busiest train station in the world, was more or less finished with rush hour but still comfortably busy nonetheless. A nice woman told us which of the eight or more tracks we wanted to take to Shubuya (the Japan Railroad green Yamamoto line, as it turns out), and we took the quiet, fast, clean, you’ve-heard-it-all-before train a few stops. The little machines which sell you the tickets are perfect shining jewels of user interface, and it was immediately obvious to me how to use them despite never having done so before, and not being able to read Japanese. We discovered on our way home that some of them have a button to switch between English and Japanese prompts, although it’s almost unnecessary.

The only vague analogy to the main Shubuya square would be Times Square, but even that is a pale, puny thing in comparison. Where Times Square has one small video screen, Shubuya has three enormous displays, one of which is the entire side of a huge building, the lightbulbs inserted into the glass with plenty of space for the officeworkers inside to look out. While Times Square at midnight is bright enough to be noon, Shubuya is bright enough to be the surface of the sun. You are assaulted by glowing and moving advertising on every possible surface, plus some new surfaces created just for this purpose, all made somehow more soothing by the fact that I can’t read them.

In Shubuya we walked for a while, trying to predict the perfection awaiting us through each door, striving for the real deal for our single dinner in Tokyo. Because most menus are exclusively in Japanese–and also because we’re in motherfucking Japan–the goal was absolutely to stuff our sushi holes, deviation from which would not be tolerated. Not unlike my French, my command of Japanese, such as it is, is entirely limited to the names of fish, rolls, and appetizers, each syllable practically guaranteed to bring more joy than the last. I was psyched.

Our final choice (a desperate wish, really, fueled by hunger) was perfect. A dozen stools around a central island where two chefs stood reacting to the calls of the customers with lightning speed, spinning freshly prepared delicacies onto a small conveyor belt with plates colour-coded by price. Much to my delight and surprise, several items which have not tickled my fancy when consumed in North America (among them uni and ikura) were quite different and absolutely delicious here. For whatever reason–perhaps a more stringent commitment to freshness or quality ingredients, perhaps better access to raw materials, or perhaps the purely psychological influence of eating in this room where no English is spoken–this was quite certainly the best sushi I’ve ever eaten. Also the bill for both of us came to some thirty United States of America dollars, despite our very best efforts to glutton ourselves into bankruptcy. Oh, and some sake.

I am thinking very seriously about not going to the airport tomorrow.

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Tokyo/Boston

After a rather meagre breakfast in the hotel, Peter and I got back on the bus to Narita. Given the large slice of Tokyo that you see, it’s actually a really pleasant experience, despite being around 90 minutes from door to door. There were of course a million little details that I hadn’t noticed yesterday, like the rice paddies in the more rural areas that were quite evident when the sun reflected off the pools of water.

At the airport I bought a couple of the tiny, nifty watches for my sisters that I meant to buy at the electronics store yesterday (they were in fact cheaper at the airport). Should you ever find yourself hungry in Narita, in the United terminal near the electronics outlet there’s a Japanese fast-ish food place, which serves a tasty eel/rice bowl.

Unlike my trip to Asia, this flight from Tokyo to Chicago was packed. Business and first both sold out with actual paying customers, but on a 777 there’s an exit row with about 5 feet of space in front of you, which is a very pleasant place to spend an 11 hour flight.

I made a special effort to avoid sleeping very much on the flight, maybe only about 3 hours, so I’ll just barely be able to keep my eyes open until 21h tonight. With luck, I’ll sleep through the night and be back on EDT tomorrow.

Sigh. The Boston bridge toll costs more than the entire taxi ride to my hotel in Beijing.

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Boston

My jet-lag plan went off without a hitch, and I woke up at 08h this morning ready for a new day in the eastern time zone. It actually looks like it’ll be a pretty nice day, in spite of the fact that I’m here to enjoy it. Maybe I caught someone at the weather service off guard.

We made it to the school for some hockey before it got dark, although they finally put the nets up in the tennis courts, so it wasn’t as perfect as last time. We still had a good amount of fun. I forgot to bring socks, so I just skated in the soft boot. That was fine for an hour, but it went rather quickly downhill from there…

I accidentally hit jacob in the knee with a couple of wrist shots, but I don’t feel that bad about it; I still have a bruise from last time.

Somehow we diverged onto the topic of the original Nintendo Entertainment System, at which point of course I had to break out the box that contains my two consoles and a dozen or two games. We made it pretty far before the corruption started to rear its head, which makes me somewhat angry.

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Boston

This is Boston’s way of saying Fuck you, Schwan. You’re not welcome here. Leave. Now.“.

It’s been doing this for two god damned days.

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Boston/Albuquerque

There was a little excitement today before I left, involving some 35,000 pieces of spam that someone allowed to be relayed through a wide fucking open tunnel directly to off.net’s mail server. We started to notice something when the load hit 8 and the disk I/O went through the roof. If they had been a little less obvious about their relaying, they might have gotten away with it for a long while, until we would get blackholed and I would have to go strangle jacob with an NES controller cable…

The west is just so empty compared to the northeast, and I frequently forget about that until I fly to someplace like Albuquerque and remember to look out the window en route. Once you get anywhere near the northeast during a clear evening flight, the lights stretch on forever, nearly unbroken. By contrast, Albuquerque has a neat little radius and blackness ever after.

(It was gorgeous in Boston today, of course.)

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Boston

Jacob pulled off a sweet engineering feat with some cardboard that kept the NES from locking up long enough for us to finish Super Mario 3. Note Jacob’s impressive score there.

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